Funny Athlete T-Shirt - SLOTHLETE Funny Lazy Athlete Tee - Gift for Hikers

Slothlete (n.): an athlete who moves at their own pace. Last up the mountain, first to the terrace, and completely at peace with both.

Speed is overrated. The Slothlete takes the long lunch, stops for every photo, and treats "personal best" as a state of mind rather than a time. You'll get there eventually, and the drinks will still be cold.

The bold varsity-style lettering has a cracked, vintage finish, like a team jersey from a league that never really trained. It's comfortable enough for the trail, the hammock, or the sofa after a very long, very slow day.

Made for: slow hikers, casual joggers, reluctant gym-goers, rest-day enthusiasts, and anyone who has been overtaken by a pensioner on the trail and been fine with it.

Makes a great gift for: the friend who's always at the back of the group, and the one who counts the walk to the car as cardio.

The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes. Durable, comfortable, and print-friendly, the Gildan 5000 is a trusted staple for personalized apparel.

Disclaimer:

- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.

.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.

.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.

.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.

.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.

.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).

Pattern: Graphic print on a solid-color tee

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean