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A single-line whale sketch drifts across the chest beneath the cheeky line “Some people say size doesn’t matter” with a small follow-up “Not me” tucked below. The simple black-on-white art reads like a hand-drawn note from a friend — easy to wear, easy to laugh with. It layers under a jacket or stands on its own with worn jeans for weekend beach walks, late-night coffee runs, or slow mornings spent reading by a window. The lightweight, breathable cotton and classic crew neckline keep things comfortable all day, while the subtle design gives you a playful, slightly clever look that fits into casual wardrobes without shouting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee is for people who appreciate dry humor, marine motifs, and relaxed fits. 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